Top 10 Silly Pick Up Lines

The other day I was having a conversation with my brothers about the pick-up lines they used to try to use on my friends in high school.

Of course, this sparked an hour-long conversation on the funniest pick-up lines ever. Back and forth, I watch as these two men I grew up with reminisce about stand-up comedians we used to watch and their hilarious suggestions to gain the attention of women.

For the fun of it, I have chosen 10 of my favorites from their ocean sized number of suggestions.

10: My mom has that same dress.

9: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.

8: My wife doesn’t understand me.

7: Don’t I know you from the bus?

6: I would fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.

5: You’re wearing that dress like you’re doing it a favor.

4: What has thirty-six teeth that is holding back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

3: Did you fart because you just blew me away.

2: I can last longer than a white crayon.

And the most amazing one by far.

1: Mind if I sit here till it’s safe back where I farted?

^^ This one. My brother entered a contest back when he was 16 and won $500 for saying this sentence. Yup… still funny.

It’s hilarious the lengths that some will go to create an instant connection with someone. Even if there is a possibility they will look like a complete and total moron.

A+ for effort though!

What pick-up lines have you heard?

🧡 Shine Bright, Kayla