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Funny Post of The Week: How to Let Things Go

We are all the masters of our own mind.

Well….

Some of us.



So, if something is bothering us and making our world fall apart, we should be able to just let that shit go and move on with our lives.

In theory…. of course.

The concept sounds easy. Yet, we’re all familiar with the phrase: Better said than done.




Well, I was watching television the other day and was advised of a sure-fire way to let something go. Yup, and you’re so lucky because I’m going to share it with you.

How to let things go: Visualization.

  1. Imagine you are holding a pen. However, make sure it’s just an ordinary pen that you have no emotional attachment to, or this may not work.

  2. Imagine that the pen you currently hold in your hand is the issue that you have been running into issues with.

  3. Now… Do you have the pen?

  4. Wonderful, now let the pen go.

See, simple.


Let’s try another method.

How to let things go: Crazy person style. (If your issue is a person.)

  1. Drive to said person's house.

  2. Find the vehicle that belongs to that said person.

  3. Now (this part is important) take out your car keys.

  4. Key said persons car.

  5. Drive away.



Feel better?

No?

Okay, we’ll give this one more shot.

How to let things go: Someone that doesn’t mind going to jail.

  1. Find an old carpet

  2. Place carpet in the floor of your car.

  3. Drive your car to the location of your issue.

  4. Place the carpet on said persons front lawn.

  5. Shit on the carpet.

  6. Drive away.


Okay… out of these three options you should now be able to put whatever issue you were dealing with behind you.

If not, might I suggest therapy?


 

Remember: This is strictly for comic relief. None of these tips are expected to be taken seriously. Stay Safe Everyone!




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🧡Shine Bright, Kayla


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