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Funny Post of The Week: How To Gain Weight

I see a lot of articles that give advice on how to lose weight. How to get thin, how to shed pounds and all that jazz.

"Where are my skeletons at?"

The ones that try and try but can never seem to add the pounds on?

I wanna speak to those people.
Ya’ll are my people!

I have run into trouble in my search to become the Pilsbury dough boy as well and wanted to help you all out!

  1. You could try weight gain protein powder: Serious Mass, Naturade Weight Gain and Muscletech — to name a few. Although, I would suggest looking up ways to mix them. Some taste nasty as hell if done wrong.

  2. Don’t put the fork down: Yes, that’s right, EAT! Eat things high in sugar and carbs. When you feel full, eat some more. Over time you will be able to take in more calories each day and start adding the poundage you’re looking for.

  3. Stop exercising: I know it’s trendy… but it’s keeping you from reaching your inner fat kid potential.

  4. Become a couch potato: Come on guys, this is an easy one. With Netflix, Hulu and HBO Max at the click of a button… you could just sit around all day, watch tv and eat.

Well see! Now you have all the tools to start adding inches to your waist band.

Might I suggest stopping at a certain point. You do not want to get so large that you need to be removed from your house by a crane… or maybe you do. Who am I to judge? Do you!


Remember: This is strictly for comic relief. None of these tips are expected to be taken seriously. Stay Safe Everyone!

Still having trouble? Try this How To Gain Weight For Skinny People book!

🧡Shine Bright, Kayla

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